flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via jerkstorecalling)

teaandpostednotes:

me trying to be seductive teaandpostednotes:

me trying to be seductive teaandpostednotes:

me trying to be seductive
mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

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lotsalipstick:

I’m tearing up 
loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

The one that was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

loviely:

cuteys:

intricut:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

i love this

new favorite photo

i really wonder which one won omg

The one that was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Who do you call if you see Jesus in a McNugget?

A

yoisthisracist:

Dip that shit in sauce and enjoy with your mouth.

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

image

Ok “Rlmjob”, let’s not judge…

(via jerkstorecalling)

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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youvegottabekeatonme:

I love the other pug in the back like
"I can’t even look at you guys anymore"

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This is what I do on a Saturday night. I rage. Raging. This is what I do on a Saturday night. I rage. Raging.

This is what I do on a Saturday night. I rage. Raging.